If you wear glasses or contacts, put them on or in right this moment and read this. I’m here to tell you to get Lasik. It’s an actual miracle.
I know I am about as far behind the bandwagon as you can get on this one, but I chased that sucker down and jumped on. *Example of how far behind I am; I told a friend that I was getting it done, and she said she got it 20 years ago when they used knives and not lasers. Now SHE’S an early adapter.
She won. She went viral first. To be fair, I never tried. It’s been officially 10 years now of me singing Missy Elliot “Work It” on every microphone I could get my hands on. And she won. Maybe it was her style, I certainly like her unique cadence, perhaps it was her very appropriate prop, or just really good videography.
Am I A Bird?
Before you start reading this, I want you to put on “I’m like a Bird” by Nelly Furtado. for the ambiance… got it? Playing in the background? Ok, you’re ready to read.
So I’m sitting having a lovely lunch with my brother Dave and his buddy Josh at St Paul Fish Company in the Milwaukee Public Market last week, and we sit down next to a couple friends of mine on the random. After a nice conversation they say they are off to ride some Birds. My, was I appalled! The horror! They could get arrested!