Too soon?  I thought about it being too soon, but I feel so strongly about Kopps that I’m sure I’ll blog about it again when I have millions of followers, but for now, we will keep it as an intimate conversation amongst friends.

For those of you who are not aware, Kopps is an iconic Milwaukee establishment.  Elsa Kopp was the woman who started it all back in 1950, and to this day, each of the 3 locations has a picture of her in a frame where everyone ordering can see and pay their homage to the woman who made this unique dining experience possible.

Where do we start? I suppose we start with the cheeseburger, no? Now, I’m going to make a strong statement here, but you need to remember I’ve been to 38 countries so I’m not making an uneducated declaration.

Best Cheeseburger In The Entire World.

Ok, I said it. Now, I knew you were going to ask why. A few things that come to mind.

1. Ratio. The meat to cheese to bun to condiments is perfection. You don’t taste all meat, there’s no need to leave some bun behind, you don’t crave more cheese… you literally just feel satisfied.

   

2. Condiments. You’re ordering it with The Works or you’re a square. I mean, do whatever you want, I don’t care, but ketchup, brown mustard, fried onions and relish is the jam. Do that.
3. Toasted Bun. They have somehow scientifically figured out how to toast the side of the bun that faces your meat so perfectly while leaving the holdy part soft and supple. Butter.  That may have something to do with it.
4. Price. Yeah, I’m going to go there. $5.75 for a 6 or 7 inch masterpiece? I don’t normally give any shits about saving money, but folks, this is a deal.

We’ve talked about the burger, but there are some other things that really complete the experience.

1. Weird ass architecture. I mean, you have 3 locations to sit at and eat your burger and ponder. “Who did this? Why? Whats up with the weird garden of stumps? What’s up with these benches with cracks in the middle? Why is there so much stainless steel? Is there a garden inside this place? Why is there only one black cow?”  I mean, the list goes on.

   

2. Unusual ordering process. I mean, it’s almost like you must have the secret password to get in. You order the food here, not the custard, but yes the custard if it’s complicated, but you pick up the stuff on the color, or you get it right away? Whatever. Try to go with a veteran your first time who can break it down for you. (Pick me! Pick me!)
3. Custard. That brings us to the custard. Don’t act like there’s an argument between custard and ice cream.  Just admit it’s custard and that you have The Flavor Forecast saved in the favorites on your phone.
4. The People. No, I’m not talking about the polite teens on the other side of the counter, I’m talking about your peers. The many, and by many, I mean many, people just like you standing around, holding their ticket, waiting for their number to be called.  Everyone knows.  It’s like, everyone looks at each other and nods slightly with a soft knowing smile on their face.  They know.  You know. You’re at Kopps.

Chances are if you’ve visited me in Milwaukee, I’ve brought you to Kopps.  One of the 3 locations.  We’ve casually eaten our cheeseburgers in an indoor garden, next to a waterfall on a cement bench, or while staring at some cows. And you loved it. And it wasn’t what you expected. And it was delicious. And it was cheap. And you’ve gone home and told all your friends about it because it’s the ipedime of Milwaukee. It’s chill, inexpensive, unique, unexpected, diverse, a little confusing, immediately comfortable, and friendly. It’s Milwaukee.

Chances are if you come visit Milwaukee, you’re going to Kopps.  Unless your friends who live here don’t like you.  In that case, look me up, I’ll take you.  But only if they have one of my favorite flavors that day.*

Lisa

*Favorite Flavors Include:

Tiramisu

Grasshopper Fudge

Cherry Amaretto Cheesecake

Turtle Sundae

…just kidding, I would go any day of the week.  Don’t forget about the Shake of The Month or the Sundae of the Month.